“Here’s how it works… everyone gets sent to different floors based on how they lived their lives.

There’s a floor for philanderers, gossips, heretics.

[…]

Snot’s mom, Steve’s mom, welcome to the floor for masturbators.

[…]

Also, strange it’s just a twisted landscape full of guys cranking it.

Doesn’t seem like a punishment.

More like a really good warehouse party.

Which floor is next?

Sodomites.

I’d recommend waiting here.

[…]

Oh, interesting.

The eighth floor is just for nibbling tush.

My journey might just be getting started!

Roger! Where are the boys?

I’m out of ideas. Maybe we just talk to the man in charge?

And then no matter what he tells us, we can circle back to the tush nibbling floor.”   —Seth MacFarlane, “A Roger Story,” TBS, February 14, 2022 (retrieved January 25, 2024)

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